TWILIGHT ZONE THOUGHTS

• I popped open the umbrella and rode her to Mars.

• The day started when I closed my eyes and found myself in love.

• My favorite dessert is a a mothball covered with chocolate sauce and sprinkled with sand pebbles.

• The dentist cut out his nose hairs with pruning shears.

• When the phone rang, I logged onto my computer and saw my deceased mother on Skype.

• I couldn't tell what time of the day it was until my hands touched your face

• I drove up to visit you in my hardtop strawberry and saw you covered in vanilla ice cream.

• When I brought the cold glass of water to my lips,  it turned into absinthe.

• I closed my eyes and saw the most beautiful picture of a blank wall.

• I like washing white clothes better than dark because the results are more obvious.